hype! hope it goes well

This whole time I’ve imagined him looking like a weird bald sweaty white guy with a face that’s too red for his own good.

This is right on the heels of me being completely mistaken with how I imagined Tim Walz looking. I basically just imagined Tim Walz as looking like Matt Mullenwag and Matt Mullenwag as looking like Tim Walz.

she’s so scrunkly in this one

source: Hope You’re Happy, Lemon

Good morning y’all. Cohost has now shut down and so here’s my inaugural “I am now posting here and only here” post.

I’m from the future and I don’t know what cohost is. What happened?

Cohost was a website that ran from 2022 to 2024. It was probably the best social media site ever made, and now it’s gone. Unfortunately, that’s the world we live in now, and so I have to do something new. That something new will be this site! Welcome to Evie On→Line. It’s by me, evie! I live in your computer.

What’s the plans for the future of this site?

Hoo boy do I have a lot planned. First off, the technical stuff:

• Fix comments
• Add a like button. Don’t worry, it won’t have numbers
• Make sure the styles are functional. Everything is currently held together with duct tape and a dream and I have enough CSS knowledge to do better than that.
• Improve the markup.

Now, the actual content stuff. There’s a lot in the works:

• Link roundups! I have literally thousands of links saved on different bookmarking services. My goal is to unify them and read them and send the best to all y’all. What’s the point in hoarding links…

also for all yall wondering. comments will come soon dw 💗 i’m working on it. prolly gotta also make a better system for avoiding name conflicts than just naming every file myself

maybe i should start sharing more links. i have like a million links stored across different services that id love to aggregate and go like “here’s some truly great stuff”. just a random thought